Today was a good day.
I got to have Taco Bell and Steel City Pops.

My best friend is over too much now. 
She’s overwhelming me, but I love her. 
She’s a nice cuddle buddy.
She’s so fucking comfortable to lay on.
 

Delia is like getting off on how amazing my wifi is compared to her house xD

Delia just said “I need more leverage on your butt”

Delia sleeps over a lot….
She might as well live with me..
Yeaaaaah, that’s a good idea actually.
I could dig that.

She thinks this is a joke. It’s not. 

I’m mad at Delia now.

I hate her from today, tomorrow, and Monday. 

Fuck her. 

I swear I will be so upset if Delia doesn’t change my name on her phone right now.

All of those gifs and photos of Beau Mirchoff for Delia. 
CALM YOUR WHOREMOANS. 

I can’t sleep. 

This is all Delia’s fault.

Everything is her fault.

If Danny doesn’t like tumblr, Delia needs to break up his ass. 

JUST SAYING